Recent reads.

Radioactive Boar Roam The Forests Of Germany. Alford, J., iflscience (Sep. 2014). [WHAT.]

Scalia cited now-exonerated man as reason to support the death penalty. Clawson, L., Daily Kos (Sep. 2014).

After earthquake, Ohio suspends two wells for fracking wastewater. Hayden, J., Daily Kos (Sep. 2014).

Men, Women, and Gods, and Other Lectures. Gardener, H.H. (foreword by Ingersoll, R.G.), Truth Seeker (1885).

Prevalence and Characteristics of Sexual Violence, Stalking, and Intimate Partner Violence Victimization — National Intimate Partner and Sexual Violence Survey. Breiding, M.J. et al, CDC / 63(SS08);1-18 (Sep. 2014).

It’s Pronounced Metrosexual. (“online resource about snap judgments, identity, and oppression.”)

GoFundMe bans all content “relating to” abortion — leaves antiabortion campaigns active. McDonough, K., (Sep. 2014). (“The crowdfunding site allows users to raise money to ban abortion, but won’t allow women to raise money to get one.”

How Police Caught The Cop Who Allegedly Sexually Abused 8 Black Women. Testa, J., Buzzfeed (Sep. 2014).

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PLEASE NOTE: Acquisition of links for the Palace Library does not imply the Palace’s 100% agreement with or endorsement of any content, organization, source or individual.

Recent reads for your infotainment.

PLEASE NOTE: The acquisition of links for the Palace Library does not imply the Palace’s 100% agreement with or endorsement of any content, organization, source or individual.

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Online list IDs water wells harmed by drillingAssociated Press via The Wall Street Journal, (Aug. 2014). (“Six years into a natural gas boom, Pennsylvania has for the first time released details of 243 cases in which companies prospecting for oil or gas were found by state regulators to have contaminated private drinking water wells.”)

Pleated-Jeans.com (“no filler, just funny!”)

If Unions Are Breaking Automakers, Why Are BMW and Mercedes So Rich? Hartmann, T., Yes! Magazine (Aug. 2014).

North Carolina brothers declared innocent, freed after 30 years in prison. Maguire, M., Reuters (Sep. 2014).

10 Things The Internet Told Me When I Wrote About My Rape. @missmarcello, Medium.com (Sep. 2014).

6 Things White Parents Can Do to Raise Racially Conscious Children. Ervin, B., Everyday Feminism Magazine (Aug. 2014).

Jacky Fleming cartoons.

Model Shames Swimwear Company For Drastically Photoshopping Her Entire Body. A+ (Aug. 2014).

Drug company admits it concealed debilitating side effects, fatalities from government regulators. Agence France-Presse via Raw Story (Sep. 2014).

Years of Rape and ‘Utter Contempt’ in Britain: Life in an English Town Where Abuse of Young Girls Flourished. Bennhold, K., The New York Times (Sep. 2014).

South Carolina Sued For Forcing Teen To Remove His Makeup: ‘He Needs To Look Like A Male’. Badash, D., The New Civil Rights Movement (Sep. 2014).

Texas pastor demands public library ‘purge’ vampire books: I think it’s dangerous for kids. Dolan, E.W., Raw Story (Sep. 2014).

Why We Didn’t Vaccinate Our Child. Night of the Living Dad (Aug. 2014).

What your 1st-grade life says about the rest of it. Badger, E., The Washington Post (Aug. 2014).

Recent reads.

REMINDER: The acquisition of links for the Palace Library does not imply the Palace’s 100% agreement with or endorsement of any content, organization, source or individual.

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Captives held by Islamic State were waterboarded. Goldman, A. and Tate, J., The Washington Post (Aug. 2014). (“James Foley was among the four who were waterboarded several times by Islamic State militants who appeared to model the technique on the CIA’s use of waterboarding to interrogate suspected terrorists after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.”)

The Ferguson Syllabus: Sociological Research Puts Ferguson in Context. Cole, N.L., About.com (Aug. 2014).

We should all be feminists. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie at TEDxEuston (Apr. 2013) (VIDEO).

California Passes Affirmative Consent Bill; Rape Apologists Retreat Into Fantasy. Mandanas, L., Autostraddle (Aug. 2014).

These tiny scorpions would like to perform an important inspection of your old book collection, please. Crew, B., Scientific American (Aug. 2014). (“When they’re not patrolling old books or supporting oversized appendages with their tiny heads, book scorpions are having weird sex.”) (with VIDEO).

We Won A Thing: Texas Judge Throws Out Parts Of Restrictive Abortion Law. Audrey, Autostraddle (Aug. 2014).

There’s a big gap between what men and women make in the restaurant industry. Ferdman, R.A., The Washington Post (Aug. 2014).

Fucking Pick One. Feminace, Seriously?!? (Aug. 2014). (“Man, for all of the claims that ladyfolks are the emotional and irrational gender, nothing hits the heights of hysteria like a pissed off dudebro.”)

Texas National Guard troops forced to go to food banks for help amid paycheck delays. Forsyth, J., Reuters via Raw Story (Aug. 2014).

The One Word Men Never See In Their Performance Reviews. Davis, K., FastCompany (Aug. 2014).

Abortion Access for All: Two Nonprofits Embrace Gender Inclusive Language. KaeLyn, Autostraddle (Aug. 2014).

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For the Palace Quote Collection:

“The Ethiopians say that their gods are snub-nosed and black, the Thracians that theirs have light blue eyes and red hair.” –Xenophanes (5-6th century BCE)

“If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.” –attributed to Emma Goldman

BREAKING: Richard Dawkins, live organ donor!

I’ve got a new post up at Secular Woman: Loyal Readers™, please give Richard Dawkins a warm welcome to the Palace Abattoir!

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No doubt he will have much to discuss with his fellow involuntary donors-in-residence, as they pass the time waiting until someone has a life-threatening condition requiring one (or more) of their body parts. Just for starters, there are the 447 active and retired members of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, who I am told are most anxious to hear more of his insightful pontifications on the relatively minimal harms of “mild pedophilia.”

Happy Labor Day Weekend, USAians! Remember when the U.S. labor movement was really something to celebrate? Yeah, me neither.

A Palace milestone + recent reading.

Beloved Loyal Readers™, I cannot express how personally gratified I am to report that for at least the past week, the number one search term that brought new minions to our gates is:

tardigrade

Consistently, the most visited page at the Palace has been the tardigrade exhibit in our zoo, narrowly beating out perennial favorites like “Ask Iris: is there any gay porn with decent dialogue?“, “The Abattoir,” and of course “Iris the Idiot’s Kitchen: Cakeman Raven’s Red Velvet Cake.” Disappointingly, we still have not heard back from Big Willy tardigrade expert Professor Bob Goldstein in response to our perfectly reasonable inquiry about eating tardigrades in order to become immortal extremophiles (and recommended wine pairings, of course). I tell you, some people just have no fucking respect for preeminent science journalists like Your Humble Monarch™.

In any event, perhaps readers may recall the recent debut of my first-ever-on-the-internet-three-quarter-face-shot, and my hints about how I was subtly disguised? Well, in celebration of the tardigrades’ ascension to the top of the Palace charts, I feel I can finally reveal my true face to all the world!

 tardigradefaceIris Vander Pluym (selfie),
August 28, 2014

Yes, I must confess: it has for so many years been my secret mission to ostensibly author a politics-sex-&-religion blog, all the while secretly advancing the agenda of the tardigrades.

Bwahahaha!

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REMINDER: The acquisition of links for the Palace Library does not imply the Palace’s 100% agreement with or endorsement of any content, organization, source or individual. (Especially not the first one here. Jeezus Fucking Christ.)

I’m a cop. If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t challenge me. Dutta, S., The Washington Post (Aug. 2014). [WHAT. -Ed.]

Friends of Israel: The lobbying group AIPAC has consistently fought the Obama Administration on policy. Is it now losing influence? Bruck, C., The New Yorker (Sep. 2014).

Why I Think Jesus Didn’t Exist: A Historian Explains the Evidence That Changed His Mind. Carrier, R., UNCG Atheists (Mar. 2013). [VIDEO]

Each new video that Anita Sarkeesian posts is a sign that the bullies are losing. Futrelle, D., We Hunted The Mammoth (Aug. 2014).

Islam for Dummies: This Is What Wannabe Jihadists Order on Amazon Before Leaving for Syria. Hasan, M., New Republic (Aug. 2014). (“You could not ask for better evidence to bolster the argument that the 1,400-year-old Islamic faith has little to do with the modern jihadist movement.”)

10 intriguing female revolutionaries that you didn’t learn about in history class. Kathleen, Whizzpast (Aug. 2014).

The Sexist Facebook Movement The Marine Corps Can’t Stop. Jones, B.A., Task & Purpose (Aug. 2014). (“As the nation grapples with the debate about women in combat and the military’s sexual assault justice problem, both issues are being undermined by nefarious cultural insurgencies on social media, and military leaders seem powerless to stop it.”)

Vivid Photos Capture an Environmental Disaster Nobody’s Talking About. McKay, T., Mic.com (Aug. 2014). (“The spill released around 10 million gallons of acid into the Bacanuchi and Sonora Rivers.”)

Rape Perceptions, Gender Role Attitudes,and Victim-Perpetrator Acquaintance. Ben-David, S. and Schneider, O., Sex Roles, Vol. 53, Nos. 5/6, DOI: 10.1007/s11199-005-6761-4 (Sep. 2005). (“Significant negative correlations were found between gender-role attitudes and four measures of rape perceptions.“)

Stranger and Acquaintance Rape: Are There Differences In the Victim’s Experience? Koss, M.P. et al, Psychology of Women Quarterly, Vol. 12, No. 1, DOI: 10.1111/j.1471-6402.1988.tb00924.x (Mar. 1988). (paywall.) (“virtually no differences were found among any of the groups in their levels of psychological symptoms.”)

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Welcome to the Abattior, Ohio State Rep. John Becker.

[CONTENT NOTE: extreme hostility to consent, bodily autonomy and agency.]

Ohio State Representative John Becker (R-eptilian) has introduced House Bill 351, legislation that would make it illegal in Ohio for private insurance to cover abortions, even in cases of rape, incest and when pregnancy threatens a mother’s life.

Becker said “the right to life” of the fertilized egg or fetus “trumps those other issues” and that rapists should be executed, not the human products of rape.

For public employees and Medicaid patients, HB 351 would also ban coverage of various forms of birth control that John Becker does not personally like. Quoth he: “This is just a personal view. I’m not a medical doctor.”

Wow. It must be so great for the state of Ohio to have no serious problems that require John Becker’s attention, and instead legislators have free time to play pretend doctor (and god) with Ohioan’s bodies and lives.

The Palace is pleased to announce the newest addition to our revolutionary, life-saving Involuntary Organ Donor Program: John Becker. If you’re looking to harvest a healthy kidney or perhaps a (very white!) skin graft, you can find him in the Abattoir. All extraction and transplant costs are covered at 100%, by John Becker.

ohiorepjohnbeckerJohn Becker
Ohio State Rep. and current Abattoir resident.

[h/t Miri]

Haha no.

I was chatting about this on Facebook and thought I’d drop it here.

Pope Francis asks forgiveness for priests who sexually abused children.

No.

As in: absolutely not. May unrelenting contempt and loathing follow these priests and the church that enabled them for the rest of their days.

“I feel compelled to personally take on all the evil which some priests — quite a few in number, obviously not compared to the number of all the priests — to personally ask for forgiveness for the damage they have done for having sexually abused children…”

WTF d00d, that’s not how this works. See, *you* cannot “take on all the evil” that others do. Vicarious atonement is a reprehensible concept—one reason among the many that I so loathe Christianity.

Go fuck yourself, smiley “liberal” pope.

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Update from the land of the free.

[TRIGGER WARNING: rape.]

Ima just post this whole thing here.

Anal probe and a medical bill: The worst traffic stop ever?

When clenching one’s buttocks is considered grounds for egregious police action and invasive medical tests

For failing to make a complete stop at a stop sign in New Mexico, and the crime of allegedly clenching his buttocks in front of police, David Eckert was subjected to invasive medical procedures to search for drugs he was not carrying. He was hiding no narcotics but was nonetheless left with a hefty medical bill for the tests he claims he had not consented to at any point.

Despite the fact that hospital staff initially resisted carrying out the search procedures, deeming the situation “unethical,” they eventually relented and carried out tests, including an anal probe and forced defecation. Albuquerque local news station, KOB4 reported on the incident, over which Eckert has filed a federal lawsuit:

The incident began January 2, 2013 after David Eckert finished shopping at the Wal-Mart in Deming. According to a federal lawsuit, Eckert didn’t make a complete stop at a stop sign coming out of the parking lot and was immediately stopped by law enforcement.
Eckert’s attorney, Shannon Kennedy, said in an interview with KOB that after law enforcement asked him to step out of the vehicle, he appeared to be clenching his buttocks. Law enforcement thought that was probable cause to suspect that Eckert was hiding narcotics in his anal cavity. While officers detained Eckert, they secured a search warrant from a judge that allowed for an anal cavity search.

…While [at hosptial], Eckert was subjected to repeated and humiliating forced medical procedures. A review of Eckert’s medical records, which he released to KOB, and details in the lawsuit show the following happened:
1. Eckert’s abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert’s anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Throughout this ordeal, Eckert protested and never gave doctors at the Gila Regional Medical Center consent to perform any of these medical procedures.

And then they slapped him with the bill.

Normally, of course I’d have something snarky to say about all of this. I got nuthin’. Except: fer chrissakes, people, come to a complete stop at every stop sign.

[h/t nubs]

Maryville.

[TRIGGER WARNING: rape, abuse, threats of violence, bullying, victim-blaming.]

Something happened.

14-year old Daisy and her 13-year old friend Paige snuck out of Daisy’s home late one night to meet a few football players Daisy knew from school. They went to a party at the home of 17-year old star athlete Matthew Barnett, where they were given near-deadly doses of alcohol and promptly raped: Daisy by Barnett and Paige by a 15-year old boy. Daisy’s rape was captured on video by a third d00d. Of course it would later be shown around to other people at school.

Sound familiar? It should: it has striking parallels to the Steubenville, Ohio rape of a 16-year old girl.

Afterward, the girls were driven back to Daisy’s house by Barnett and another d00d. Paige, the 13-year old, made it back inside and passed out. Daisy was left for dead in her front yard in sub-freezing weather. Her mother discovered her the next morning, by the sound of her scratching at the front door. Her hair was frozen solid. She undressed her daughter to get her into a warm bath, and discovered…well, obvious signs of rape. They went to the hospital, where Daisy’s blood alcohol content, after 7 hours, tested at .13. The local sheriff’s office was called. The investigation was prompt and professional. Search warrants were executed for the Barnett home. Sheriffs seized a blanket, bedsheets, a pair of panties found on the floor, a bottle of Bacardi Big Apple, and three cellphones, including the one allegedly used to record Daisy’s rape.

Rape cases are notoriously hard to prove, usually because of conflicting witness statements: “he-said-she-said,” wherein he is usually believed or at least given the benefit of the doubt—as statistically unlikely as his story is—and she is usually disbelieved and not given the benefit of the doubt, or worse, blamed for her own rape. But this time things were different. Once the the investigation concluded, Sheriff Darren White said he was confident his office had put together a case that would “absolutely” result in prosecutions. “Within four hours, we had obtained a search warrant for the house and executed that,” he told The Kansas City Star, “We had all of the suspects in custody and had audio/video confessions.”

Impressive.

As it turns out, however, Matthew Barnett is from a prominent local family. You know: older relatives with serious political power. Social prestige. Ties to cops, and to county prosecutor Robert Rice. Two months after the arrests, charges were inexplicably dropped. After declining any comment, Rice would later tell a reporter who showed up unannounced that the charges were dropped “for lack of evidence.”

Audio/video confessions.

Case closed.

But that was hardly the worst of the aftermath—not by a long shot. Initially there was some sympathy expressed for the victims. But just as in Steubenville, large segments of the town’s citizenry rallied around their star athletes and went after the victims with a vengeance. (The viciousness is reminiscent of the Penn State riots in the wake of Joe Paterno’s firing for covering up child sexual assaults.)

Two days after Daisy was found freezing on her doorstep, threats and taunts were already emerging on Twitter and Facebook. The brother of one of the boys who was at the Barnett home that night urged that Daisy “gets whats comin.” Daisy was suspended from the cheerleading squad. There was the suggestion that Daisy’s brothers would be beaten up in the school parking lot. At his Senior Night with the wrestling team, her brother was booed. In the weeks following the arrests, he was told that his mother and sister were “crazy bitches,” that Barnett was blameless, and that Daisy had been “asking for it.” At a competition, a girl wore a shirt that said “Matt 1, Daisy 0.” Her mother, a veterinarian, was fired: her boss had ties to the family of one of the boys at the Barnett home that night. She acknowledged the case complicated her relationship with Daisy’s mom, and said it was “putting stress on everybody in here.”

After the charges were dropped the vitriol intensified. A typical tweet to Daisy:

“F— yea. That’s what you get for bein a skank : )”

And on and on it went. The constant threatening, hounding and vilification by the community became too much for the family, and they were forced to move away.

Then their house was burned down. The remaining structure was deemed “too unstable” to investigate.

And this was still not the worst of it. Over the last two years, Daisy has been hospitalized four times, spent 90 days at an inpatient facility, and attempted suicide twice. She told a local radio station “You’re the s-word, you’re the w-word … b-word. Just, after a while, you start to believe it.” (She has not spoken publicly since.) Paige has fared somewhat better: she suffers from flashbacks and nightmares, and for a long time afterward dragged her mattress into her brother’s bedroom at night to sleep.

Meanwhile, of the three young men arrested, two now play for Northwest Missouri State University athletic teams. Matthew Barnett is enrolled at the University of Central Missouri. He recently retweeted:

“If her name begins with A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z, she wants the D.”

And this is where these stories usually end. Victims lives are devastated—whether they report the assault or not, and most do not. Their rapists move on, to sleep like babies, and, more likely than not, to rape again.

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But this story may not be over. Not just yet. Just as they did in the Steubenville case, hacktivist collective Anonymous is bringing the heat:

anonymouslogoAnonymous – #OpMaryville

Greetings, World.

We are #OpMaryville.

Two young girls have been raped in the town of Maryville, Missouri.

Another high school football star, the grandson of a Missouri state official, has walked free. The people of Maryville turned their backs on these victims and one family has been forced to flee the town. After they left, their house was burned to the ground.

On January 8th, a 14-year-old girl named Daisy and her 13-year-old friend were both raped in Maryville. Evidence of this assault was captured on film. Daisy’s unconscious body was later dumped into her family’s yard, left alone for hours in freezing weather. One of Daisy’s attackers was initially in police custody, where he admitted to having sex with her while she was under the influence.

He claimed it was consensual. The hospital states the young girl’s blood alcohol level was almost twice the legal limit and they discovered three tears inside of her body, 2-4 inches
in length.

This suspect rapist is Matthew Barnett, a student at the University of Central Missouri. He’s the grandson of Missouri state Representative, Rex Barnett.

We demand an immediate investigation into the handling by local authorities of Daisy’s case. Why were the suspects initially arrested and then released? How was video and medical evidence not enough to put one of these football players inside a court room? What is the connection of these prosecutors, if any, to Rep. Rex Barnett? Most of all, We are wondering, how do the residents of Maryville sleep at night?

We have heard Daisy’s story far too often. We heard it from Steubenville, Halifax and Uttar Pradesh. In some cases, action meant nothing because it couldn’t bring them back. Both Amanda Todd and Rehtaeh Parsons, girls not much older than Daisy, took their own lives after the adults, the police and the school system, failed to protect them. If Maryville won’t defend these young girls, if the police are to cowardly or corrupt to do their jobs, if justice system has abandoned them, then someone else will have to stand for them. Mayor Jim Fall, your hands are dirty. Maryville, expect us.

We Are Anonymous.
We Are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Join us.

Press:
Nightmare in Maryville (via @duganarnett at @KCStar)
http://www.kansascity.com/2013/10/12/…

Timeline of the Maryville Rape: (Peggy Lowe at @kcur)
http://kcur.org/post/sexual-assault-m…

#OpMaryville #Justice4Daisy

A fundraiser had been set up for Daisy, but she has declined to accept money and instead wishes that anyone desiring to make a donation do so to KC Pet Project, a no-kill animal shelter in Kansas City, Missouri.

A Facebook page is set up here.

There is a Justice For Daisy Twitterstorm: info here.

A peaceful protest is scheduled for October 22 at the Nodaway County Courthouse in Maryville, Missouri. Organizers are asking that you carry daisies if you attend.

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The Internet comments on itself.

In this order, these are this week’s top search terms that led people to the Palace:

how to rape women, cake man raven red velvet recipe, http://www.usarmy.mil.pentagonlink.us president., small penis humiliation

I can say with some degree of confidence that ‘net surfers looking for Cakeman Raven’s red velvet cake recipe are likely to be quite satisfied with the fare on offer in the Palace Kitchen. But for those seeking practical advice on “how to rape women,” I would suggest you directly contact conservative state legislators and governors. As far as I can tell, they are the primary shitweasels openly claiming pertinent expertise in this matter.

We admit we know absolutely nothing about “small penis humiliation.” But if that’s your (consensual) kink, the official Palace position is:

LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY.
IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

I have not yet checked the link at http://www.usarmy.mil.pentagonlink.us president. But! By employing my brilliant detective skills, I have keenly observed that there appears to be a missing backslash between .us and president. And further, by employing my world-renowned deductive reasoning skills, it’s become pretty clear what has happened here: obviously the NSA contractors charged with monitoring my nonviolent leftist arse made a typo whilst attempting to alert the President Obama to my blog. For said contractors, I have only one question:

DO THESE PANTS MAKE MY BOMB LOOK BIG?

[h/t Clae]

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