IRIS ♥ BARRETT BROWN.

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I vaguely knew of Barrett Brown. If you had asked me about him I would have suggested he’s someone tangentially related to Anonymous? Or maybe it was Wikileaks.

I could picture him from clips in documentaries, and I knew he had been prosecuted and imprisoned; for what, though, was never entirely clear to me. It turns out it was never entirely clear to the state either, but regardless, rather than face a Texas jury and a potential sentence of over 100 years [?!] for “crimes” that had journalists from all over the world shrieking in horror, Brown took a plea deal on lesser charges and is currently serving 63 months in prison.

Lucky for me (and now for you), I recently stumbled across some of his writing at The Intercept, and decided to dig a little deeper. Brown is an accomplished journalist, satirist and author; he co-wrote Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design and the Easter Bunny, a book comically skewering anti-evolutionists. He has written for the Daily Beast, Vanity Fair, The Guardian and other publications, and most recently The Intercept.

Also, this might be of particular interest to mah fellow godless heathens:

Brown served as the Director of Communications for Enlighten the Vote, an atheist PAC that provides financial and strategic assistance to political candidates that advocate strict enforcement of the Establishment Clause.

But while none of that was of particular interest to the agents in charge of protecting our Free Country™—with the exception of reviewing for The Guardian some rather revealing leaked emails— this most certainly was:

[Brown] founded Project PM, a research collaboration and wiki, to facilitate analysis of the troves of hacked emails and other leaked information concerning the inner workings of the cyber-military-industrial complex. Project PM aims to operate a wiki in order to provide a centralized, actionable data set regarding the intelligence contracting industry, the public relations industry’s interface with governments, the infosec cybersecurity industry, and other issues constituting what the project’s members regard as threats to human rights, civic transparency, individual privacy, and the health of democratic institutions.

Uh-oh.

As I noted recently, believing that “freedom of speech” is a cherished principle in these United States, or that the rule of law operates here, or that the US is a democracy, or that the permanent power factions in DC  (i.e. the deep state) even value the concept of democracy for anything other than the ease with which they can exploit it, is a mistake. A really big mistake. And in fact, I doubt Barrett Brown believes any of that himself. But I’ve come to believe that he very much values those principles, even if America’s Owners demonstrably do not.

That alone would be a very good reason to read his writing of course, but there are better ones: he is brilliant, fearless and really fucking funny.

Brown’s official statement following his sentencing will give you some idea of his smart-ass wit:

“Good news! — The U.S. government decided today that because I did such a good job investigating the cyber-industrial complex, they’re now going to send me to investigate the prison-industrial complex. For the next 35 months, I’ll be provided with free food, clothes, and housing as I seek to expose wrongdoing by Bureau of Prisons officials and staff and otherwise report on news and culture in the world’s greatest prison system. I want to thank the Department of Justice for having put so much time and energy into advocating on my behalf; rather than holding a grudge against me for the two years of work I put into in bringing attention to a DOJ-linked campaign to harass and discredit journalists like Glenn Greenwald, the agency instead labored tirelessly to ensure that I received this very prestigious assignment. — Wish me luck!”

And some assignment it has turned out to be. Throughout his incarceration Brown has produced a series of hilarious and eloquent missives documenting the lawless shenanigans, petty tyrannies and farcical buffoonery presently manifest in every facet of our injustice system. He pulls no punches on the judge, prosecutors, FBI investigators, prison guards, wardens, DOJ officials, or indeed any agent of the state involved in his case or imprisonment. Brown doesn’t entirely spare himself, either. He is candid about his neurotic foibles and quixotic obsessions, his history of drug addicion and mental health problems, and the explicitly non-violent though “admittedly ill-conceived” threat he made in a YouTube video to investigate and dox the FBI agent who, in an attempt to coerce Brown into cooperating with the Feds against Anonymous, threatened to indict Brown’s mother for obstruction of justice (and eventually did).

Of another charge related to the video, Brown said:

A separate declaration I made to the effect that I’d defend my family from any illegal armed raids by the government, while silly and bombastic, was not actually illegal under the threats statutes. To judge from similar comments made by Senator Joni Ernst, it would not even have necessarily precluded me from delivering the G.O.P.’s recent response to the State of the Union address.

Hahaha.

But Brown isn’t quite as tough on himself as his critics are—and I don’t mean the DOJ.

Brown is a complex and problematic figure. He is not accepted by traditional journalists who don’t agree with the lines he blurred by participating in digital activism. Nor was he ever fully recognized by some members of Anonymous who resented his attention-grabbing public persona. They called him a “famewhore” more often than not, and Gawker’s Adrian Chen has called him a “a megalomaniacal troll.”

Unlike the Aaron Swartzes of the world, Brown is not a sympathetic character. It is difficult to martyr him. He’s been accused of being egomaniacal, paranoid, and stubborn. He is a recovering heroin addict. He chain-smokes more than the average Russian Bond villain. He’s unapologetic.

But if Brown is convicted, the ramifications for digital journalism and information sharing could be significant. The case raises serious questions about what we can legally share in the digital space, and where the government is willing to draw a line in the sand. Brown’s case could also set a precedent criminalizing actions like linking, which the New York Times, The Guardian, the Washington Post, and any other outlet that links to stolen files would be guilty of as well.

Even Chen, one of Brown’s most outspoken critics has said, “the charges against Brown give me shivers as a journalist.”

Of course it is not necessary to like the guy personally to appreciate his work and the sacrifices he has made on behalf of it, willingly and otherwise. Frankly, the fact that “traditional journalists” renounce someone is nothing short of a resounding endorsement, given what passes for our esteemed Fourth Estate these days. But even his most dedicated haters agree that Brown’s prosecution should be terrifying—and not just to media types either, but to all citizens of the Free World™. And to hear Brown tell it (and you should, you should definitely go hear Brown tell it), we don’t even have the whole picture.

But what should worry Americans most is not that the various frightening aspects of this case can fill a rather wordy article. What should worry them is that this is not even that article. The great bulk of the government’s demonstrable lies, contradictions, and instances of perjury are still sealed and thus unavailable to the public. Other matters are just now coming to light, such as the revelation, two days before my sentencing, that the D.O.J. had withheld from my defense team sealed chat transcripts from the Jeremy Hammond hacking case which contradicted its key claim that I was a co-conspirator in the Stratfor hack. And there are still other aspects of all this, such as the F.B.I.’s seizure of my copy of the Declaration of Independence as evidence of my criminal activity, that I blush to even commit to print, lest I not be believed, even despite the F.B.I. itself having now confirmed it.

One might wonder, as I do, whether Barrett Brown is either exceedingly foolish, or principled and, you know, brave. Truth be told, I have often wondered where that line exists, assuming it even exists at all. Maybe he is a megalomaniacal attention-seeker, and none of us could stand being in the same room with him for ten seconds. But even that would not preclude him from being exactly what he appears to be: an extraordinarily gifted writer and observer whose sole aim is to provide the rest of us with edifying dispatches from the darkest crevices of the sick and dying empire in which we find ourselves. (Lard knows Tom Friedman ain’t gonna do it, people.) Maybe it’s so exceedingly rare any more that we encounter the kind of adversarial journalism necessary to sustain a functioning democracy that Brown’s work stands out like a blinding beacon (if you’re like me and would prefer to know the truth about the state), or a big red bulls eye (if you’re the state and would prefer that no one know these truths). Either way, reading him is such a delicious pleasure that I have collected links to much of his work here, for the infotainment of us all.

The Guardian (Dec. 2010 – Jul. 2013)

Vice (Aug. 2013 – Dec. 2013)

D Magazine (Jan. 2014 – Jun. 2015)

Daily Beast (Jan. 2015: one article, immediately post-sentencing)

The Intercept (Jul. 2015 – present) Incidentally, Brown just won the National Magazine Award for his column in The Intercept. On February 1 when the award was announced, he was being held in solitary confinement, and not for the first time.

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For more about Brown’s case and/or to contribute to his legal defense fund, go to freebarrettbrown.org. You can also write to him:

Barrett Brown #45047-177
FCI Three Rivers
Federal Correctional Institution
P.O. Box 4200
Three Rivers, TX 78071

If you’d be inclined to send him a book his Amazon wish list is here (though it doesn’t appear to be updated as of this writing). But for fuck’s sake people, whatever you do, do not send him any Jonathan Franzen novels.

IRIS BARRETT BROWN.

Reads.

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40,000 Voter-Registration Applications Submitted by Blacks and Hispanics Disappear in Ga. Eromosele, D.O., The Root (Oct. 2014).

James Comey, F.B.I. Director, Hints at Action as Cellphone Data Is Locked. Sanger, D.E. and Apuzzo, M., The New York Times (Oct. 2014).

Inside the New York Fed: Secret Recordings and a Culture Clash. Bernstein, J., Pro Publica (Sep. 2014). (“A confidential report and a fired examiner’s hidden recorder penetrate the cloistered world of Wall Street’s top regulator — and its history of deference to banks.”)

20 Vile Quotes Against Women By Religious Leaders From St. Augustine to Pat Robertson. Tarico, V., AlterNet (Oct. 2014).

US and Japan Lead Attack on Affordable Cancer Treatments. Assange, J. and Harrison, S., Wikileaks (Oct. 2014). Related: Updated Secret Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement (TPP) – IP Chapter (second publication) [full bracketed text]; Press Release.

Feminist internet laws. Rational Wiki.

What ‘Democracy’ Really Means in U.S. and New York Times Jargon: Latin America Edition. Greenwald, G., The Intercept (Oct. 2014). (“The most tyrannical regimes are celebrated as long as they remain subservient, while the most popular and democratic governments are condemned as despots to the extent that they exercise independence.”)

This is what the legacy of ‘white privilege’ looks like in Bill O’Reilly’s hometown. Badger, E., The Washington Post (Oct. 2014).

Missing Malala’s Message of Peace: Drones Fuel Terrorism. Hart, P., FAIR (Oct. 2014).

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NOTE: Acquisition of links and/or bon mots for the Palace Library does not imply the Palace’s 100% agreement with or endorsement of any content, organization or individual.

“I Hereby Resign in Protest Effective Immediately”

Meet Brandon Toy. brandontoyHe works for US defense contractor General Dynamics as an Engineering Project Manager building Stryker armored fighting vehicles. Previously, Brandon served in the Michigan Army National Guard as a Multiple Launch Rocket System Fire Direction Specialist, Team Leader and Vehicle Commander. He was deployed as a military policeman to Baghdad, Iraq in 2004 – 2005.

This is all I know about him.

Well, that, and the fact that he wrote this letter.

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I hereby resign in protest effective immediately.

I have served the post-911 Military Industrial complex for 10 years, first as a soldier in Baghdad, and now as a defense contractor.

At the time of my enlistment, I believed in the cause. I was ignorant, naïve, and misled. The narrative, professed by the state, and echoed by the mainstream press, has proven false and criminal. We have become what I thought we were fighting against.

Recent revelations by fearless journalists of war crimes including counterinsurgency “dirty” wars, drone terrorism, the suspension of due process, torture, mass surveillance, and widespread regulatory capture have shed light on the true nature of the current US Government. I encourage you to read more about these topics at the links I have provided below.

Some will say that I am being irresponsible, impractical, and irrational. Others will insist that I am crazy. I have come to believe that the true insanity is doing nothing. As long as we sit in comfort, turning a blind eye to the injustices of the world, nothing will change. It is even worse to play an active part, protesting all along that I am not the true criminal.

I was only a foot soldier, and am now a low level clerk. However, I have always believed that if every foot soldier threw down his rifle war would end. I hereby throw mine down.

Sincerely,

Brandon M. Toy
Stryker Engineering Project Management
General Dynamics Land Systems
Sterling Heights, Michigan

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The crux of the NSA story in one phrase: ‘collect it all’
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jul/15/crux-nsa-collect-it-all

How the NSA is still harvesting your online data
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/27/nsa-online-metadata-collection

Inside America’s Dirty Wars
http://www.nationinstitute.org/featuredwork/fellows/3260/inside_america%27s_dirty_wars/

Revealed: Pentagon’s link to Iraqi torture centres
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/06/pentagon-iraqi-torture-centres-link

The Global Intelligence Files
http://wikileaks.org/the-gifiles.html

Leaked HBGary Documents Show Plan To Spread Wikileaks Propaganda For BofA… And ‘Attack’ Glenn Greenwald
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20110209/22340513034/leaked-hbgary-documents-show-plan-to-spread-wikileaks-propaganda-bofa-attack-glenn-greenwald.shtml

Guantanamo Detainee Begs to Be Charged as Legal Limbo Worsens
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324069104578527012686080732.html

Collateral Murder
http://www.collateralmurder.com

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Stop by the Palace any time, sir. Drinks are on us.

Snowden FTW.

I’ve been meaning to capture a few gems for the Palace quote collection in the wake of the domestic surveillance revelations over the past several weeks, but I’ve been traveling and/or otherwise unusually busy. It seems that every time I find myself thinking “Oh, hell yes! I ought to grab this one!” the cabin door has just been closed and the captain has requested all electronic devices be shut down and securely stowed. Or, I find I’m running late for either some fabulous cocktail hour or glamorous dinner party with the federal judiciary—which soirees, you may be surprised to learn, I ditched a.s.a.p. because (a) Palace arch-nemesis Antonin Scalia was not amongst the feted folk, (b) the food and booze were terrible so I had to go find a decent bar with acceptable eats — obviously, and (c) OMFG BORING. Well, except for the hawt U.S. Marshalls providing security for the judges. I chatted them up a few times, hoping to avoid a repeat of this outrage. I also ran into my old friend the Navy Seal. Dear Dawg, the man looked terrible. His hair was scraggly and his beard unkempt, a far cry from the clean-shaven, toxic masculinity-oozing specimen of conservative conformity I met only a year ago. I hardly recognized him, and for his part, he completely ignored me. For a moment I almost felt badly that I had shattered this poor, once-manly Warrior without even breaking a sweat. Almost.

Anyway! With fast-breaking news this morning that leaker Edward Snowden has escaped Hong Kong via Moscow without interference from Chinese or Russian authorities, I figured I’d just plaster a few quick-&-dirty quotes up here, for the edification and infotainment of Loyal Readers™. I’ll update as time permits and more hilarity doubtless ensues.

“Healthy and safe.” -WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange on Edward Snowden, in a call with reporters on Monday morning, while declining to specify his whereabouts.

“The irony is obvious: the same people who are building a ubiquitous surveillance system to spy on everyone in the world, including their own citizens, are now accusing the person who exposed it of ‘espionage’.” –Glenn Greenwald

“And none of it has Kept Us Safe™.” –Iris Vander Pluym

“Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we’ve been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it.” –Edward Snowden

“The Obama administration leaks classified information continuously. They do it to glorify the President, or manipulate public opinion, or even to help produce a pre-election propaganda film about the Osama bin Laden raid. The Obama administration does not hate unauthorized leaks of classified information. They are more responsible for such leaks than anyone.What they hate are leaks that embarrass them or expose their wrongdoing. Those are the only kinds of leaks that are prosecuted. It’s a completely one-sided and manipulative abuse of secrecy laws. It’s all designed to ensure that the only information we as citizens can learn is what they want us to learn because it makes them look good. The only leaks they’re interested in severely punishing are those that undermine them politically. The ‘enemy’ they’re seeking to keep ignorant with selective and excessive leak prosecutions are not The Terrorists or The Chinese Communists. It’s the American people.” –Glenn Greenwald

In my estimation, there has not been in American history a more important leak than Edward Snowden’s release of National Security Agency material. –Daniel Ellsberg, former U.S. military analyst and leaker of the Pentagon Papers in 1971

“US bullying Russia for Snowden’s rendition is counterproductive. No self-respecting state would accept such unlawful demands.” –Wikileaks

“What is being done to Mr. Snowden and to Mr. Julian Assange — for making or facilitating disclosures in the public interest — is an assault against the people.” –Baltasar Garzón, renowned Spanish jurist and adviser to WikiLeaks

“If Hong Kong doesn’t act soon, it will complicate our bilateral relations and raise questions about Hong Kong’s commitment to the rule of law.” –Senior Obama administration official, speaking to Reuters on condition of anonymity [presumably to avoid being laughed at and publicly embarrassed]. [h/t nubs]

“I would urge [Russia] to live by the standards of the law.” -U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry.

“[The American arrest request] did not fully comply with the legal requirements under Hong Kong law.” –Hong Kong authorities

“No, sir.” -Director of National Intelligence James R. Clapper, lying in testimony to the Unites States Senate Intelligence Committee about whether NSA collects “any type of data at all on millions or hundreds of millions of Americans.”

“[Government would need to seek] a special, a particularized order from the FISA court directed at that particular phone of that particular individual.” -FBI director Robert Mueller, lying in testimony before the House Judiciary Committee.

“It’s improbable that I would receive a fair trial or humane treatment before the trial, while running the risk of a life term or death.” –Edward Snowden, letter seeking asylum to Ecuadorean President Rafael Correa, in reference to Bradley Manning’s prosecution and pretrial treatment

“People who think I made a mistake in picking Hong Kong as a location misunderstand my intentions. I am not here to hide from justice; I am here to reveal criminality.” –Edward Snowden [for more on why Snowden was a smart motherfucker for going to Hong Kong, see the last paragraphs of this WaPo story.]

“This wholesale invasion of Americans’ and foreign citizens’ privacy does not contribute to our security; it puts in danger the very liberties we’re trying to protect.” –Daniel Ellsberg

“I don’t want to live in a society that does these sort of things.” –Edward Snowden

“I’m being called a traitor by men like former Vice President Dick Cheney. This is a man who gave us the warrantless wiretapping scheme as a kind of atrocity warm-up on the way to deceitfully engineering a conflict that has killed over 4,400 and maimed nearly 32,000 Americans, as well as leaving over 100,000 Iraqis dead. Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give an American, and the more panicked talk we hear from people like him, Feinstein, and King, the better off we all are. If they had taught a class on how to be the kind of citizen Dick Cheney worries about, I would have finished high school.” –Edward Snowden

“I am neither a traitor nor hero. I’m an American.” –Edward Snowden

This little blast from the past also comes to mind:

“Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And…moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.” –Sen. Barry Goldwater, Republican presidential nominee, 1964 Republican Convention

As does this one:

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”
Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution

Finally, on this occasion, the Palace hereby issues two new official statements:

First, a hearty fuck you to the corrupt, lawless lackeys of America’s Owners in the U.S. government and their illegal, unaccountable, un-American surveillance state.

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Official Palace Fuck You™.

Sincerely,
-A motherfucking U.S. citizen and patriot, who reminds you — not for the first time — of your oath to uphold the motherfucking U.S. Constitution, motherfuckers.

Second, we are hereby launching our campaign to draft candidates for the 2016 presidential election. We would like to elect people who embrace wholeheartedly the very same American concept of freedom that prior generations of men and women died for, who exhibit courage of character and the willingness to sacrifice their own wellbeing for the good of the people of this once-great nation and citizens of the world, believe uncompromisingly in the rule of law, and truly understand the evil of much of America’s foreign policy and counterproductive wars.

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Snowden/Manning 2016

An update on Freedom in The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

National Security Agency (NSA) Director Keith Alexander is going to tell the entire US Senate today in a classified briefing about “dozens of terror plots he says were thwarted by secret surveillance.” A few thoughts.

If there were dozens of disrupted plots, what happened to the alleged plotters? One would think if American law enforcement captured a single aspiring terrorist, the story would be splashed all over the news and the trial would be closely followed. Yet somehow, there were dozens of thwarted plots that no one has ever heard of before. Given the propensity of the government to justify every fucked-up thing they do in the name of terrorism, and the power and money that flow from keeping the U.S. populace frightened of that threat (while dying at exponentially higher rates from things like guns and lack of health insurance than from terrorist attacks), one would think the feds would have been quite eager to tout at least some of those successes. Were these suspects secretly rendered to other governments? Jailed without charges? Targeted for assassination by the Nobel Peace Prize Winner and Constitutional-Scholar-In-Chief?

Inquiring minds want to know.

What we do know is that terrorist attacks have indeed been thwarted — by everyday citizens and routine police work. Despite all the security theater (and x-ray doses) to which commercial air travelers are subjected, and despite NSA’s massive surveillance operations, Richard Reid, the would-be “Shoe Bomber” somehow managed to get a bomb on board an American Airlines flight to Miami. When he tried to set the thing off, passengers smelled smoke, subdued him and bound him up. A physician on board later gave him a tranquilizer.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the “Underwear Bomber,” boarded a Detroit-bound Northwest Airlines flight in Amsterdam. More than a month earlier, his own father had gone to a U.S. embassy in Nigeria to report his concerns about his son’s “extreme religious views.” CIA added his name to a database at the U.S. National Counterterrorism Center but it was not added to other terrorist watch lists, nor to the No Fly List. It turns out Abdulmutallab had a U.S. visa fer chrissakes, which was not revoked:

U.S. State Department officials said in Congressional testimony that the State Department had wanted to revoke Abdulmutallab’s visa, but U.S. intelligence officials requested that his visa not be revoked. The intelligence officials’ said that revoking Abdulmutallab’s visa could have foiled a larger investigation into al-Qaeda.

That’s right: with vast surveillance powers and a heads up from CIA, U.S. intelligence officials let a suspected al-Qaeda collaborator fly to the U.S. Fortunately, passengers on the flight subdued him, too.

Then there was Faisal Shahzad, the “Times Square Bomber.” A nearby t-shirt vendor noticed smoke coming out of an awkwardly parked SUV with its hazard lights blinking and the engine running, and alerted a mounted police officer. He called for assistance and safely cleared the area, and the bomb was defused. As law enforcement investigated over the next few days and narrowed in on Shahzad as the prime suspect, they put his name on the No Fly List. He was nonetheless able to buy a ticket to Dubai with cash at JFK airport, and board the plane. The flight was minutes from takeoff before the authorities caught up with him. The plane returned to the gate and he was arrested without incident. T-shirt vendor 1, NSA surveillance 0.

And don’t even get me started on the Boston Marathon Bombers. The U.S. government was tipped twice about Tamerlan Tsarnaev by the Russian Federal Security Bureau, and he was put on a terrorist watch list eighteen months before the bombings.

All of which is to say that in at least these four instances, all of NSA’s draconian panty-sniffing on the Internet communications and phone data of U.S. citizens did not Keep Us Safe™.

I do hope Mr. Alexander is also prepared to discuss with Senators today how these dozens of plots could not possibly have been discovered by traditional, constitutional law enforcement methods, and instead required massive surveillance of American citizens by a branch of the U.S. military, and an enormous, unaccountable and inconceivably costly domestic intelligence infrastructure…that doesn’t even work very well.

Totalitarian surveillance and police states, of course, may very well prevent certain kinds of threats to citizens, but they pose far, far worse dangers themselves. As civil libertarians who have been decrying warrantless domestic spying and other rights abridgements under both Bush and Obama (as opposed to those who vehemently objected under Bush but became overnight fans after Obama was elected and did the same or worse) have long been pointing out, such powers are always — always — expanded beyond their original intent. It is only a matter of time until those powers are turned on political dissidents who dare to be critical of the status quo — people like anti-war protesters, peace activists, transparency advocates, liberals and the press.

I am sure I do not have to remind my Many Tens of Loyal Readers™ that the status quo is presently a lawless oligarchy committed to economic conservatism and permanent war.

And I’ve got news for the naysayers: it’s already happening. The New York Times has reported on the government’s targeting U.S. citizens it believes to be engaging in dissent: when returning to their own country — the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave — they are routinely and repeatedly subjected to extremely invasive border searches, their laptops and other electronic information seized (and sometimes kept for months), all without warrants or even the merest hint of any allegations a crime was committed. Glenn Greenwald has reported many times on it, and frankly it’s terrifying to me that there hasn’t been relentless pressure by outraged ordinary citizens and the mainstream press at these incidents. It’s not really surprising, however. The press finally got worked up only when they discovered that the feds had put under invasive surveillance one of their own, the Associated Press, to determine the identity of a leaker that was their source for an article. Meanwhile, the ordinary citizen, apparently operating without knowledge of U.S. history, sleeps soundly, knowing that invasive surveillance powers and police state tactics will only ever be used on those Other People. You know the ones. Anything is perfectly justified and absolutely necessary, as long as it works to keep Real Americans like him safe. (Even if it doesn’t.)

Here are some real Americans:

Laura Poitras is an award winning, Academy Award-nominated documentary filmmaker. She produced a film about anti-U.S. insurgents in Iraq, a second film about Islamic radicals in Yemen, and she is presently working on a film about — of all things — U.S. domestic surveillance. She is not accused of any crime, and yet upon returning to the U.S., she has been detained more than 40 times. These friendly little interludes comprise questioning for hours about what she did abroad and with whom, and copying her credit cards and notes. Once, her laptop, camera and cellphone were seized for 41 days. She is editing her latest film outside of the country, because she fears the seizure of research and interview materials that could put her sources at risk should she attempt to cross the U.S. border.

David House is an MIT researcher whose laptop and other electronic devices were seized for seven weeks upon his return to the U.S. from Mexico. It took an ACLU demand letter to finally get his laptop and electronics back from the government, which were returned without any explanation. There is no reason to believe Mr. House was involved in any wrongdoing. Well, except for his dastardly association with the Bradley Manning Support Network, which raises funds and support for Manning’s legal defense (and to which the Palace has contributed).

Lisa M. Wayne is a criminal defense attorney whose laptop was searched and copied upon her return to the U.S. from Mexico. She is a former president of the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers, which is a co-plaintiff in a lawsuit against the government for unconstitutionally detaining another U.S. citizen, Pascal Abidor.

Pascal Abidor holds dual citizenship in the U.S. and France. He is working on his doctorate in Islamic Studies in Montreal and learning Arabic. He was traveling on an Amtrak train from Canada to visit his parents who live in Brooklyn the first time he was detained at the border. Abidor was handcuffed, put in a cell for hours and interrogated, and his laptop was searched and then seized for 11 days. He is now regularly stopped at the border when he travels back to the U.S.

Jacob Applebaum is an Internet security expert, hacker, environmentalist and activist committed to Internet freedom. His work was foundational to the Tor Project, and he has occasionally represented WikiLeaks at industry conferences. He has never been charged with a crime. Nevertheless after trips abroad, he has been detained at the U.S. border 12 times. The government seized his laptop and several mobile phones, and has not returned them. Now he travels without them, much to the government’s displeasure. When he was detained in 2011 at Seattle–Tacoma Airport, agents were visibly unhappy that he was traveling with no laptops or cell phones. He did have a few USB thumb drives, however, with a copy of the Bill of Rights encoded into a blocking device. The agents couldn’t copy the drives. “I don’t have important conversations in the United States anymore,” he told Democracy Now last year. “I don’t have conversations in bed with my partner anymore.”

Gosh, if that’s not Freedom™, well I just don’t know what is. Where can I get me some more of that?

Perhaps you think these U.S. citizens who have broken no laws deserve continuous, warrantless detainment and harassment by federal law enforcement officers, and search or outright seizure of their property for the “crime” of speaking out critically about the actions of the U.S. government — or worse, for studying Islamic culture and learning to speak Arabic. If so, you should get your authoritarian, anti-American ass as far away from my blog as the Internet will allow. But before you go, perhaps you should read the following.

The Atlantic’s James Fallows has been reporting recently on wildly over-the-top police state tactics targeting pilots of small aircraft — a demographic, he notes, that skews heavily toward “older white males who are politically conservative, have money, and often have military experience.” These d00ds (they are all d00ds) are upset and shaken when, after a perfectly ordinary and legal flight to and from points within the continental United States, they are suddenly surrounded by caravans of police vehicles, detained for hours (without warrants, naturally) and repeatedly interrogated by multiple law enforcement agencies: FBI, DEA, DHS, Border Patrol, local police and the occasional county sheriff. Their planes and possessions are searched — again, without warrants — by federal agents and sometimes by dog teams.

The targeted pilots are real estate investors, businessmen, retired guys with some bucks and a sweet tooth for aviation. One is a retired US Navy officer who is now an engineer for a defense contractor, with security clearances. A 70-year old glider pilot who had violated no law, rule or regulation was almost shot down by trigger happy feds in North Carolina. There are also reports emerging of exactly the same tactics being used on innocent people who are targeted for…driving across state lines in their cars.

So if you’re fine with all of this intrusive surveillance (that failed to stop at least four terrorist attacks), and you don’t much mind trigger-happy militarized police forces, and you don’t think your fellow citizens should be allowed to engage in any meaningful dissent, just be warned: sooner or later they will be coming for you. Yes, you. Of course by then, it will be too late for me to tell you what an ignorant, arrogant asshat you are for ever thinking it would turn out any differently.

[NOTE: I am currently working on a more detailed piece about these pilot incidents for an upcoming issue of TPJ, because I think they raise some interesting and significant points. I will post a version of the article here as well.]

Rock Star Blogger Breaks NSA Story, Hilarity Ensues.

[UPDATED below.]

Longtime Loyal Readers™ will surely recall vividly that thrilling occasion back in 2010 wherein we met one of our most admired heroes, blogger and author Glenn Greenwald (although readers will hopefully not recall the embarrassing spectacle we made of ourselves when we did). We are pleased to note that in intervening years since Mr. Greenwald won the highly coveted Perry Street Palace Major Award for Rock Star Blogger of the Day™, he has published another book, moved from Salon.com to a more influential platform at The Guardian, been targeted in a nefarious plot by America’s Owners and their loyal servants in the U.S. Department of Justice for the crime of writing blog posts in support of Wikileaks, and broken an extraordinary story just this week about government spying on Americans — which story is presently splashed across the front pages of newspapers such as The New York Times, The Washington Post, and probably countless other publications that we never read. (I know what you’re thinking, and yes: we humbly accept full credit for all of Mr. Greenwald’s journalistic accomplishments over the past few years, and are just so pleased that by bestowing him with our highly coveted Major Award we were able to give him the bump of confidence and exposure he needed at the time to make his way to such well-deserved prominence and respectability.)

It is true that there are many serious allegations of governmental wrongdoing revealed by the leaked documents disclosing the NSA’s huge dragnet of virtually all American electronic communications and the FISA court order requiring that Verizon provide the government with all of their customers’ call data over a three month period. None of this will be particularly surprising to anyone who regularly follows electronic privacy or government surveillance issues. But what is inexcusably and glaringly absent in the mainstream coverage we’ve seen is anyone pointing out the sheer comic absurdity of it all. And that, my beloved readers, is something the Palace shall attempt to remedy forthwith.

The National Security Agency’s Top Secret document detailing its collection of the communications of American citizens is certainly disturbing. For one thing, the PowerPoint presentation leaked to the Perry Street Palace Major Award Winner for Rock Star Blogger of the Day™ appears to be a tool used to train intelligence professionals on the capabilities of a creepy and previously undisclosed surveillance program called PRISM. It reveals that the NSA — a military agency — has direct access to stored communications as well as real-time data collection capability on all of the systems of Yahoo, Google, Facebook, PalTalk, YouTube, Skype, AOL, Apple and Microsoft, which, by the way, is currently running an ad campaign with the slogan “Your privacy is our priority.” (Hahaha. You cannot make this shit up.)

The multi-gazillion dollar, lawless, unconstitutional and unaccountable surveillance state implemented under Bush and expanded under Obama is not exactly news to readers of this blog, and certainly not news to readers of the Washington Post’s excellent series Top Secret America, in which we learned that “Nine years after the terrorist attacks of 2001, the United States is assembling a vast domestic intelligence apparatus to collect information about Americans, using the FBI, local police, state homeland security offices and military criminal investigators.” Since then we have learned of extensive domestic military drone operations (EFF even provides a helpful interactive map. NEATO!), discovered that the Department of Homeland Security spies on and disrupts nonviolent Occupy protests, that the FBI knew of a plot to kill Occupy activists and remained silent about it (yay for massive surveillance! Keeping Us Safe, motherfuckers!), that Occupy protesters are classified as “terrorists” by law enforcement, that the NYPD goes undercover to spy on liberal groups that oppose U.S. economic policy, immigration policy, labor laws, racial profiling and/or unconditional support for Israel, and that they also intensely surveilled local Muslim communities in six year exercise which led to exactly zero leads. Congress, needless to say, has remained stalwart and unwavering in its support for all of that: these fine representatives of We The People can only muster the courage to act in fearless, unanimous solidarity when outraged U.S. business travelers (and they themselves) are terribly, terribly inconvenienced by airline flight delays.

But all of that is just old news now. *yawn* BOOOOORING! (I just told my bartender I was writing today about the NSA scandal. He said, “How is this news?” He probably is a Longtime Loyal Reader™ of my blog reads Glenn Greenwald.)

But none of that sheds any light on the most surprising and disturbing aspect of these new revelations. I think you know exactly what I’m talking about, people. Yes, that’s right: the NSA’s abominable PowerPoint slides [TRIGGER WARNING for violent visual assault]:

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AGHH! Four of the leaked NSA slides. We’d Google the other 37, but…why? WHY?! WHAT I DON’T EVEN.

BREAKING: Just as we were drinking the afternoon away diligently working on this piece, it came to our attention (via Wonkblog) that the Washington Post’s Dylan Matthews had just twenty minutes earlier reported on “The real NSA scandal? The horrible slides.” He notes that that some d00d named Edward Tufte, a “Yale political scientist and data visualization guru” (whatever that is…) tweeted about the NSA’s horrific PowerPoint file last night:

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“Dreadful spy-PRISM deck sets new record for most header logos per slide: 13”

Which tweet Mr. Tufte followed shortly thereafter with this one:

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“PRISM “providers”: classic PPT statistical graphic: 13 logos, 10 numbers, 9 bubbles, 1 giant green arrow.”

While I am sure that the opinion of some “Yale political scientist and data visualization guru” (?!!!) may be considered respectable in certain circles (*eyeroll*), it will not surprise readers to learn that once upon a time, Your Humble Monarch™ was rather well known among “certain circles” herself as The Priestess of PowerPoint™. Truth be told, our mad skillz are still in demand to this very day by VIP patrons for client presentations, graphics for trial exhibits and legal briefs, etc. (It turns out that working for The Man pays very, very well. It also turns out that I can make PowerPoint dance on a dime without breaking a sweat, or even bothering to open both of my eyelids. Animation. Streaming audio and video. Custom graphics. “WHATEVER YOU NEED, BOSS!”) So with all due respect to Mr. Tufte’s observations regarding the NSA’s 13 header logos, 10 numbers, 9 bubbles and big giant green arrows, I submit that he has not even scratched the surface of the numerous crimes against humanity — or at least against humanity’s eyeballs — on display in this slide deck. For example:

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This is not a color. DO NOT GO THERE. Especially if it is necessary for some reason to incorporate on the same slide an enormous, hideous array of red, white, blue and/or black logos.

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Here, we see an oddly-shaped, green-colored arrow pointing upward for no discernible reason (except maybe to indicate AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!), pocked with yellow lemons, each indicating the name and date that various service providers forked over to the feds complete access to everything we do online.

SSOlogoSpeaking of logos, this just might be the most craptastic thing I have ever seen (and that is saying something, my friends), for more reasons than one. First, there’s the shit-colored stork/eagle/batweasel/whatever delivering the bundled baby Earth. It looks like something right out of a South Park episode — and not in a good way. Then there’s the whole Superheros Hall of Justice vibe with the ponderous-sounding SPECIAL SOURCE OPERATIONS. And what, you might be asking yourself right about now, the hell is that? According to WaPo, it is “the seal of Special Source Operations, the NSA term for alliances with trusted U.S. companies.” Trusted? So: we pay these companies for their services with our post-tax dollars, and on top of that we pay related fees and all sorts of other taxes to the government — and this is the logo they come up with for spying on us. Joke’s on us, people!

prismlogoAnd I would be remiss if I did not mention the logo for the PRISM program itself. The shape may be reminiscent of an infant’s plastic keyring toy, but make no mistake: this infant’s plastic key is badass, black-hat, jet black.

WaPo helpfully informs us that the program is called PRISM “after the prisms used to split light, which is used to carry information on fiber-optic cables…” …right into the gaping maw of the Eeeevil Fascists of Herbert Hoover’s FBI! It’s like we’re living in a weird old James Bond movie, although unfortunately not one with Daniel Craig running around shirtless in it. Wisely, I think, the PRISM logo incorporates a rainbow triangle. Get it? Light-splitting rainbow prisms. Take that,  Wikileaks, Anonymous and Occupy people! You might as well just pack it in now, in the face of the awesome logo that is… PRISM.

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Weak sauce. Some people better up their game. ‘Swut I’m sayin’.

But the visuals don’t begin to cover the hilarity. There was Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-Efense Contractors), who yawningly quipped that the leaked FISA court order appeared to be a matter of routine reauthorization. “As far as I know,” she said — and as the top Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee, she certainly would know — “this is an exact three-month renewal of what has been the case for the past seven years…Therefore, it is lawful. It has been briefed to Congress.” Translation: “Ho-hum. I knew about this all along, I secured retroactive immunity for the multiple felonies committed by Verizon and the Bush Administration, and therefore everything is peachy. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, PEOPLE.”

And speaking of Senators, this little gem made me snort my drink through my nose:

“If we don’t do it,” said Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican of South Carolina, “we’re crazy.”

This is the same Senator Lindsey Graham who has called for a pre-emptive military strike to “neuter” Iran, accused Hillary Clinton of murder, and said — apparently in all seriousness — that “President Bush has shown great leadership.” You can peruse for yourself Sen. Graham’s right-wing voting record in all of its resplendent misogyny, derangement and sociopathy here, but I have to admit one of the headings at that link gave me the giggles:

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“✭ Lindsey Graham on Drugs ✭”

Soon after The Guardian’s disclosure, the chairman of the oxymoronic “House Intelligence Committee” Rep. Mike Rogers (R-eptile) rushed to claim in a news conference that the surveillance program helped stop a “significant domestic terrorist attack” at some undefined time in the last couple years, but he declined to provide any details. Director of National Intelligence James R. Clapper issued a statement on Wednesday, saying “information collected under this program is among the most important and valuable foreign intelligence information we collect, and is used to protect our nation from a wide variety of threats.” My typically measured and carefully thought out response to these esteemed gentlemen is as follows:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS! 

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New York Post cover, Tuesday April 16, 2013: “TERROR Bombs rock Boston Marathon.”

In a wild coincidence, that would be the exact same Director of National Intelligence, James R. Clapper, who just a few weeks ago lied in testimony to the Senate Intelligence Committee by denying that the NSA conducted surveillance of American citizens on U.S. soil:

SEN. RON WYDEN: “Does the NSA collect any type of data at all on millions or hundreds of millions of Americans?”

JAMES R. CLAPPER: “No, sir.”

OMFG you guys! These clowns crack me right up! Here’s Director of National Intelligence Clapper perjuring himself in testimony before the U.S. Senate! I know, right? That’s a federal crime punishable by fines and up to five years in prison! And, well, we all know how seriously the Unites States Congress takes even the merest whiff of perjury. (Unfortunately, that mean old Sen. Feinstein is probably conspiring right this minute to deny us this entertaining spectacle by retroactively immunizing Mr. Clapper, for any thing he ever did or said in the past or might possibly do or say in the future, provided Ms. Feinstein is fully briefed on the matter. SHE IS NO FUN AT ALL.)

You have to admit, the whole racket really is ingenious, isn’t it?

Here’s a fun little factoid about the surveillance laws:

When the FAA was first enacted, defenders of the statute argued that a significant check on abuse would be the NSA’s inability to obtain electronic communications without the consent of the telecom and internet companies that control the data. But the PRISM program renders that consent unnecessary, as it allows the agency to directly and unilaterally seize the communications off the companies’ servers.

Don’t be silly, all you paranoid un-American critics! It’s not like the NSA will ever in a million years get telecom and internet companies to just fork over all of their customers emails, video and voice chats, photos, logins, file transfers and social networking details! WHAT LOSERS!

The New York Times also ran an accompanying article today about Perry Street Palace Major Award Winner for Rock Star Blogger of the Day™ Glenn Greenwald, personally. It was fairly respectful and largely flattering (unless you think “gay” is an insult in which case wow are you ever at the wrong blog). Still, the Times could not resist letting in a few snipes from critics, including this snide little quip from blogger Andrew Sullivan:

“I think he has little grip on what it actually means to govern a country or run a war. He’s a purist in a way that, in my view, constrains the sophistication of his work.”

Sullivan would know about sophistication: having never governed a country or run “a war” himself, he is, after all, a practicing Catholic who fancies himself perfectly rational. I think this must be a lot like that “sophisticated theology” I’m always hearing so much about, but I, of course, am way too unsophisticated to understand.

Finally, The Times quoted one Gabriel Schoenfeld, a “national security expert” and senior fellow at the Hudson Institute, who called Greenwald, “a highly professional apologist for any kind of anti-Americanism no matter how extreme.”

Yes, yes indeed. The reason bloggers like Glenn Greenwald write so passionately about the illegal, immoral and unconstitutional wrongdoings of the U.S. government— in this case risking arrest and prosecution to do so — is because he’s…un-American.

Same reason we do it too, really.

LMAO.

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UPDATE: Via kade ellis on Twitter last night came a link to a post on privacysos pointing readers toward a Reddit comment, with the statement:

What follows should be required reading for anyone who says they are willing to give up their privacy in exchange for promises of security.

It’s excellent and should be read in its entirety, but here are a few passages that really stuck with me:

I live in a country generally assumed to be a dictatorship. One of the Arab spring countries. I have lived through curfews and have seen the outcomes of the sort of surveillance now being revealed in the US.

 

the purpose of this surveillance from the governments point of view is to control enemies of the state. Not terrorists. People who are coalescing around ideas that would destabilize the status quo. These could be religious ideas. These could be groups like anon who are too good with tech for the governments liking. It makes it very easy to know who these people are. It also makes it very simple to control these people.

The only difference here is that in a dictatorship, the state itself is the entity whose interests are paramount. In our de facto oligarchy, the state is the instrument of America’s Owners. They are the benefactors of the status quo, from which they are profiting quite handsomely (they thrive on perpetual war and economic conservatism, which is why leftism is perceived as a threat). From the perspective of the ordinary citizen under either system, however, the oppression of a surveillance state operates in exactly the same way.

I am Bradley Manning.

UPDATE: If the video below does not play, you can view it here.

Today is the first day of Bradley Manning’s trial on charges of “aiding and abetting the enemy,” charges no conscientious whistleblower who exposes U.S. war crimes, lies, corruption and deception should ever face. The charge could land him in prison for life. Even the U.S. government admits nothing Manning gave to Wikileaks has endangered anyone.

To follow this travesty of justice, go to bradleymanning.org.

I want people to see the truth … regardless of who they are … because without information, you cannot make informed decisions as a public.
Bradley Manning

Revisiting Julian Assange.

[Cross-posted at The Political Junkies for Progressive Democracy.]

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Scenes outside the Ecuadorian embassy in London, January 30, 2013.

[UPDATED, UPDATE 2 BELOW]

A piece by Julian Assange published last November catalogs the malevolent machinations of the U.S. government as revealed by thousands of U.S. State Department cables released by Wikileaks.  Reading it, one cannot help but discern whose interests U.S. foreign policy actually serves.  (SPOILER ALERT!  It is not We the People.)

Yet a curious thing often happens when I mention Wikileaks:  people express a visceral disgust for Julian Assange, even though in context he is personally irrelevant.  Why?  Well, the press campaign to smear him has been relentless and nearly universal — and it is worth noting that it long preceded the sexual abuse allegations against him.  Years before Wikileaks dropped its first bombshell, the Pentagon issued a report deeming it an “enemy of the state” and set out to destroy its credibility and reputation.  But the Pentagon did not need to do anything:  U.S. and U.K. “journalists” descended on Assange with a vengeance, exhibiting a pettiness and personal animosity bordering on deranged.  Rather than focusing on the monumental threat to press freedoms at stake in any U.S. prosecution of Assange, instead we learn about his dirty socks, his alleged toilet habits, uncorroborated musings on his assumed motives and amateur psychological diagnoses by Assange’s enemies.  Glenn Greenwald put it this way:

“By putting his own liberty and security at risk to oppose the world’s most powerful factions, Assange has clearly demonstrated what happens to real adversarial dissidents and insurgents – they’re persecuted, demonized, and threatened, not befriended by and invited to parties within the halls of imperial power – and he thus causes many journalists to stand revealed as posers, servants to power, and courtiers…nothing triggers their rage like fundamental critiques of, and especially meaningful opposition to, the institutions of power to which they are unfailingly loyal.”

With a minimally functional adversarial press, there would be no need for Wikileaks.  But the establishment press, as its name suggests, serves the establishment.

A second curious thing occurs when I mention Wikileaks:  almost invariably the unevidenced assertion is made that Assange sought asylum at the Ecuadorian embassy in London only to avoid questioning by Swedish authorities on the sexual assault allegations.  Worse, prominent feminist writers have uncritically endorsed the Fleeing Rapist narrative, as if there were nothing else of importance going on that long preceded the sexual assault allegations.  What I find most troubling is the implication that one cannot be a defender of Assange’s rights as a political prisoner and also advocate that he face justice in Sweden:  defenders of his asylum request have been accused of being “rape apologists,” despite repeatedly asserting that Assange should be subjected to questioning by Swedish investigators, and charged and tried if warranted — just like any other accused offender.

But this is manifestly not what Swedish prosecutors are after.  If they were, they could interview Julian Assange at the embassy in London today: interrogating suspects abroad is, in fact, a routine matter for Swedish prosecutors.  They could question him, today, via Skype.  They could interview him today in Sweden, provided they guarantee he will not be extradited to face the U.S. legal system — once the envy of the world, now a Kafkaesque nightmare — where Assange would face espionage charges that could put him in a supermax prison for decades for committing the heinous crime of…journalism. This is hardly unprecedented:  the U.S. imprisoned a Sudanese journalist for Al Jazeera at Guantanamo for six years, without charges.

Assange sought asylum from Ecuador only after a U.K. court determined that he should be extradited to Sweden.  (This is the same U.K., by the way, that refused to extradite Augusto Pinochet, the architect of a mass rape, torture and murder regime.)  While it would be a welcome development if U.K. authorities were serious about seeking justice for sexual assault victims, the reality is quite the opposite.  In an extraordinary editorial in The Guardian last August, Women Against Rape, a U.K. advocacy group supporting women and girls who were subjected to sexual abuse (including asylum seekers), took an unequivocal stand against Assange’s extradition, noting:

“In over 30 years working with thousands of rape victims who are seeking asylum from rape and other forms of torture, we have met nothing but obstruction from British governments. Time after time, they have accused women of lying and deported them with no concern for their safety. We are currently working with three women who were raped again after having been deported – one of them is now destitute, struggling to survive with the child she conceived from the rape…

“Like women in Sweden and everywhere, we want rapists caught, charged and convicted. We have campaigned for that for more than 35 years, with limited success.”

Does that sound like a country that takes justice for sexual assault victims seriously?

When interviewed about the Women Against Rape statement, Amanda Marcotte gave a dismissive and presumptuous response:

“I don’t know why they do that…It’s very easy to fall into the trap of thinking that if you support Wikileaks then you must support Assange at all costs.  And I think that’s basically what’s going on.  Even if they really should know better, because again if you look at accusations they’re not anything that falls outside of the realm of even questionable assault. If they’re true, they’re obviously assault. So I really just think it’s one of those situations where they may not know the details, but more importantly they may be ignoring inconvenient information, because they have fallen into the trap of thinking that support Wikileaks equals support Julian Assange.”

The only trap anyone seems to have fallen into is thinking that one cannot be a defender of Assange’s rights as a political prisoner and also advocate that he face justice with respect to the assault allegations.

On a recent trip to London I went by the Ecuadorian embassy and interviewed some Assange supporters keeping vigil.  One was a woman, and I was particularly interested in her reasons for being there.  Although I directed my questions to her, her male counterpart interjected to answer, while she nodded along.  “Well,” he said, “We’re here because we’re anti-war, anti-imperialism, and pro-free speech.”  He then launched into a monologue on the history of extradition treaties, beginning in the fourteenth century (?!).

“I’m interested in more current events,” I finally interrupted, and turned to her again.

“To bring you up to the 1950s,” he continued, “Blah blah blah reformed extradition treaty of 1979 between the U.K. and Ireland…”

“That’s interesting,” I said, “but I’m focusing on recent events.”  I asked her if she was involved with the Occupy movement.

“Then in the 1990s, — wait, Occupy?  Yes, yes, in fact I was the spokesman for…”

I moved between them to face her.  “It’s a shame,” she said, “But it’s pretty clear they were infiltrated.”

“In fact, I gave a 45 minute interview on…”

“I find it difficult,” I said to her, “to defend the rights of Assange without getting pushback on the rape allegations.”  She reached into a folder and handed me a printout of the Women Against Rape editorial.  “Here,” she said.  “This is key.”

“… because, you see, the United States is not a signatory to the ICC…”

I thanked them both for their protest work and said goodbye.  As I walked away he was still talking.

Unfortunately, women are entirely used to being dismissed and lectured to by men.  (There’s a good word for that.)  It seems to be particularly common in the context of political discussions.  Thus it is problematic that the Fleeing Rapist narrative is so ubiquitous in the feminist blogosphere, and so effective at derailing discussion of other implications of the Assange case.  To the extent that those things are in conflict, only the Swedish government has the power to resolve it — today.

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UPDATE:  This recent interview of Assange by Bill Maher is excellent.

UPDATE 2:  See also: Pravda UK: Guardian’s Assange Coverage Descends Into Farce by Simon Wood.

Wut up.

I find myself staring at a smattering of open browser tabs, each a reminder of a subject I had intended to write about this week.  Some of these tabs have been open so long now, I get the distinct impression they are purposefully mocking me and daring me to do something about it: you know, like, actually write something.  But when I reviewed them this morning, I realized the sources speak perfectly well for themselves.  There really is no need for some smart-ass blogger to pretend she has anything to contribute whatsoever.  So without further ado, I bring you:

IRIS’S OPEN BROWSER TABS.

A Frontline report, The Untouchables, investigates why there have been no prosecutions of Wall Street criminals.

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The Truth About the Deficit : It’s Not Very Big, And There’s Only One Way To Close It.  (See also: Deficit Hawks Down, a good piece by Paul Krugman.)

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UN launches inquiry into drone killings:

The inquiry will assess the extent of civilian casualties, the identity of militants targeted and the legality of strikes where there is no UN recognition of a conflict.

Some kinds of drone attacks – in particular “double tap” strikes where rescuers attending a first blast become victims of a second – could constitute a war crime…

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A Rape a Minute, a Thousand Corpses a Year: Hate Crimes in America (and Elsewhere).  I have a love/hate relationship with Rebecca Solnit’s writing.  For example, words cannot express the depth of my contempt for her grotesquely ill-informed condescension to lefties who do not partake of the Obama/Democratic Party KoolAid.  But this piece is outstanding, and deserves the widest possible audience.

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This piece by Julian Assange is from late November, but I had not seen it until recently.  It details quite explicitly the machinations of the U.S. government, as revealed by the State Department cables allegedly leaked by Bradley Manning and published by Wikileaks over the last two years.  Assange:

It is the case that WikiLeaks’ publications can and have changed the world, but that change has clearly been for the better. Two years on, no claim of individual harm has been presented, and the examples above clearly show precisely who has blood on their hands.

Indeed.  When U.S. foreign policy routinely includes war crimes, cover-ups, lies to the citizenry both here and abroad, support for death squads and brutal anti-democratic regimes, corruption, rendition for torture, and the deaths of untold numbers of civilians and children — to say nothing of dead, maimed, and psychologically destroyed American soldiers — the American public should damn well know the truth.  As you read it, consider whose interests U.S. foreign policy serves.  (SPOILER ALERT:  It is not We the People.)

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On a somewhat related note, here is a good Citizen Radio interview of former CIA officer John Kiriakou.  He has just been sentenced to 2 ½ years in prison for blowing the whistle on CIA torture, the latest casualty of President Obama’s unprecedented war on whistleblowers.  To date, no one who created, directed or participated in the U.S. torture regime has been charged by the DOJ with any crime.

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My WordPress stats page (which I cannot link you to) helpfully informs me that one of the week’s top search terms that brought people to the Palace is this:

it’s large phallus thrust deep into her virgin womb

I don’t really know what to say about that, except to point out for the sake of accuracy that a womb is a uterus, where no phallus should be found thrusting.  Like, EVAR.

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Finally, tomorrow is a travel day for me: I will be heading to London for a week.  Longtime Loyal Readers™ may recall my last trip to that lovely city, and the resulting groundbreaking journalism for which the Palace is deservedly renowned.  Our fearless and intrepid investigation into the pie-facing of Rupert Murdoch and the British government’s strategic response thereto still stands to this day as one of our proudest accomplishments.  Look for upcoming London dispatches — well, assuming the hotel wifi doesn’t suck.

Wut I iz reedin.

I’ve been perusing a number of interesting things lately, presented herein for the amusement, annoyance and/or edification of readers.

Glenn Greenwald on Israel/Gaza.  Tangentially relevant to my position:  “If an American citizen really wants to advocate for neutrality on the ground that both sides are equally horrible and they’re sick of the whole conflict and wish it would all just go away, then the place to begin with that advocacy is US government policy which, as unpleasant as it might be to face, has long been, and remains more than ever, a key force that drives the bloodshed.”  FFS don’t read the comments over there whatever you do, unless you have braced yourself for the shocking news that Hamas is EVIL!!11!!!  And the U.S. and Israeli governments are GOOD!!!  And this is apparently TRUE no matter what any of them they actually do!!!!  And speaking of Israel, in response to this excellent, informative and insightful comment from born on the wrong continent responding to my post the other day, I noted that private Jewish organizations contributing money to “defend” Israel do not bother me nearly as much as my government doing so.  As I have pointed out elsewhere, Israeli citizens enjoy universal health care, whereas in these here United States, lack of health insurance is associated with as many as 44,789 deaths per year (Wilper et al., Am J Public Health, (Dec. 2009, Epub 2009 Sep 17) 99(12):2289-95.)  For comparison, 2,977 victims died in the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.  Total number of Israelis killed by rocket attacks since 2001?  61.  While our government spends billions “defending” Israel, maybe we can get some other government to come over here and defend the 179,000 Americans who will die for lack of health insurance during Obama’s second term.

Firedoglake is selling very cool sweatshirts to support their advocacy and reporting on Bradley Manning, the accused Wikileaks whistleblower whose courageous acts revealed the lies, crimes, corruption and deceit of the U.S. government.  Naturally the media has demonized him and Wikileaks for engaging in what used to be known as “journalism.”  It’s a great logo, and red is a festive holiday color… Annoy all your Obama-voting friends and relatives by wearing a constant reminder  of the Nobel Peace Prize laureate’s unprecedented war on whistleblowers.

Richard Dawkins is a flaming @$$hole, again.  (Or perhaps more accurately, still.)  According to Dick, teaching children about the concept of hell is worse than sexually abusing them.  Oh is it really Richard?  Stephanie Zvan looks at the research, and then coolly knocks him down: “[A]t best, Dawkins is making a comparison that is unsupported in the literature. What literature there is, however, suggest he is making a claim that trivializes childhood sexual abuse. Not only that, he’s been making it for years.”  I would also note that being a victim of childhood sexual abuse is horrific and traumatic immediately, and correlated with a lifelong litany of disastrous effects.  At least if you believe in hell — which I really do not recommend, by the way — you know you won’t actually start burning in a lake of fire until some time WAY in the future, and in the meantime you can hedge your bets by wasting a lot of time with religion in the hope of winning a get-out-of-jail free card from the sky daddy.  Well, if you were lucky enough to pick the correct religion.   [Spoiler alert:  it’s Scientology!]

Ten Numbers the [Very] Rich Would Like Fudged.  “An amount equal to ONE-HALF the GDP is held untaxed overseas by rich Americans.”  “Tax deductions for the rich could pay off 100 PERCENT of the deficit.”  Good thing Obama’s Catfood Commission is on the case!  Oh, wait.

Humans are generally horrible.  Also, humans are occasionally awesome [via Chris Clarke/Pharyngula]:

Alan Grayson is awesome.  He spent his Thanksgiving handing out turkey sandwiches to workers at WalMart, the largest private employer in the world with more than two million employees:

In state after state, the largest group of Medicaid recipients is WalMart employees.  I’m sure that the same thing is true of food stamp recipients. Each WalMart “associate” costs the taxpayers an average of more than $1,000 in public assistance.

There were two points to this. One was to inform the workers of their rights. And the other was to demonstrate to them, vividly, that they are not alone.

The WalMart manager had the police escort us out of the building. For handing out sandwiches.

Perhaps it’s too early to make an endorsement for the presidential race in 2016 — and now that he’s back in Congress he’ll have plenty of opportunities to break my heart — but we like to be prepared early, just in case:

Grayson for President 2016